So, this is really an idea for a coffeetable book. 26 pages. 26 Names of Cameltoes. Each accompanied by a picture, based on the description. Use your imagination on the pictures for now. I am getting a camera this weekend. Any volunteers?
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Hitting Coffeetables Everywhere...
A movement-a phenomenon.
The Cameltoe Alphabet: Glorified(somewhat) Views of The Other Cleavage.
Introduction: Due to a combination of anatomical factors, the snugness of the fabric in the region surrounding the cleft of venus may result in the area of the crotch taking on the appearance of the forefoot of a camel or other even-toed ungulate. Too bad for them, but good reading for us! Enjoy.
A. Alcatraz...There's no escape
B. Bulge...Try an anti-inflamatory. Advil works great. Or sweatpants.
C. Cartman...I'm not fat, I'm big boned
D. Desktop...A fine place to keep a pencil too
E. Everest...Be sure to bring extra oxygen tanks
F. French Toast...Aunt Jemima will do
G. Gremlin...Is your crotch hungry girl? cuz it's eating your pants.
H. Hunt for Red October...Surface! Surface! Surface!
I. Iwo Jima...The US Invasion
J. Jahugeuan...Very very big.
K. Kumquat...Slow-growing, shrubby, compact. The little gold gems of the citrus fruit family
L. Lip Reader...Your pants are so tight, I can read your lips.
M. Muffin Top...Yep
N. Nine Iron...Slight hook to the left
O. One Lane Road...Nice little poon crease
P. Post Office Box...Stuff it in there!
Q. Qwest High-Speed Internet...One Package, One Low Price!
R. Robert Downey Jr...Rehab fixes everything
S. Split the uprights...Plent of ball clearance there!
T. Three-toed sloth...Spending countless hours furrowing in the bush.
U. Upside down tomato plant...Lots of sunlight, lots of water.
V. Volleyball...Bump, Set, Cameltoe!
W. Wrench...Fix yourself
X. Xylophone...mmm, nice fold.
Y. Yellow Brick Road...We're off to see the Wizard!
Z. Zihixopxkoe-WTF is That?!
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